Vote for Ferret for Mayor!!!
The Ferret
Really cool candidate who will give Salt Lake a nosejob! Woohoo!
Pinocchio
Weird big-nosed terrorist. Salt Lake should be rid of him!
Rocky Anderson
Wimp liberal Democrat who attacks our president and coddles toe-headed terrorists! Booo!
Enid Greene
Her kind of Republican might as well be a terrorist hugging liberal!
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