Vote for Ferret for Mayor!!!

The FerretReally cool candidate who will give Salt Lake a nosejob! Woohoo!
PinocchioWeird big-nosed terrorist. Salt Lake should be rid of him!
Rocky AndersonWimp liberal Democrat who attacks our president and coddles toe-headed terrorists! Booo!
Enid GreeneHer kind of Republican might as well be a terrorist hugging liberal!
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